I went to Michelle’s Ann Summers party tonight and I bought a bullet and won a bullet! I’ve got 3 now… Why did I think I’d need 3?
Anonymous asked: Can we get a pretty piccy of yourself in pigtails?
Anonymous asked: Help! I really like this guy, and I don't known if he likes me because he's always flirting with me and this other girl. I think he may have an idea because apparently his best friend told my friend that the girl and I always flirt with him. Also, today I was with him and the girl came and she started flirting really badly with him, then he responded. Afterwards, he started flirting with...
Anonymous asked: Do anons usually write you poems?
rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks asked: if you want something to stop you feeling broody, google post pregnancy stretch marks. it works SO well!
Anonymous asked: Your golden hair creates a shining halo about your head. All mortals bow before it. Your crimson lips upon your marble face holds the promise of a kiss that could change a life. No man can help but adore it. A statuesque goddess that haunt men's dreams bot sleeping and awake. Yours is the world and all that is in it. All that is needed is for you to take.
Anonymous asked: My word, your face could make any man's day! You are as radiant as the sun and more lovely than the moon.
Anonymous asked: Will you be able to breastfeed with your boobs done??
Anonymous asked: Have you had your boobs measured yet? How come you didn't tell them what size you wanted before you got them done? :)
Anonymous asked: Do you get really broody?
One Born Every Minute.
vixydaisy: Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Makes me sooo broody tooooo! I think they’re overreacting too. I’d POWER through childbirth!
It’s weird init, cause if you have sex with someone it’s kind of common knowledge that the guy will finish but with my friends it’s always a shock when the girl actually gets to finish too. So many boys I know don’t understand that a girl can orgasm too..
My manager’s invited me to her Ann Summers party on Friday and she told me I can only come if I make cakes. I’ve decided to make boob cupcakes, exciting!
Anonymous asked: Sorry if it's personal but how did you fund your boob job? I'm looking into getting one next year hopefully but I was wondering did you get a loan or save up?xo
Anonymous asked: If you were my mates sister. That would be some sexual fantasy shit right there. I totally would go for it though.
Anonymous asked: Are your lips naturally that dark? You're so naturally pretty though you should not wear make up more often!
Anonymous asked: You think your brothers friends are hot? Gross.
Anonymous asked: Are you really not wearing any make up in that last picture?
Anonymous asked: what happened with your date and was your boob job painful?
I love my brother’s friends especially ones with really hot older brothers.
Next summer I’d really love to have my own tiny flat. In the kitchen I’ll have a cupboard for tinned tuna, a cupboard for rice cakes and melba toast and another cupboard for teas, coffee and hot chocolate. The fridge will have fruit, vegetables, skimmed milk and the rest will be filled with diet coke. I’ll have frozen fish and vegetables in the freezer and bananas, apples and...
He won’t tell me what we’re doing tomorrow, he said it’s a surprise. When I asked where to meet him he told me outside McDonald’s… The only places I know of that we could go to are a Spoon’s, McDonald’s or Eltham Palace…
Anonymous asked: What do you do when a guy you're not interested in asks for your number?
I have a date tomorrow. I’ve not been on a date in ages. I’m nervous.
Anonymous asked: Are you naturally such a pretty blonde?
Anonymous asked: Would you ever cut your hair short?
Anonymous asked: you look absolutely gorgeous in your new profile pic, if that's any consolation x
Anonymous asked: Hey chill out, relax, you're hot and any chap that gets you will be WELL LUCKY don't forget that. Life's too short to stress about that for real so just enjoy. Deffo not fat!
[[MORE]]I’m starting to hate my decision for a boobjob. Before it all started I was losing weight and toning up. Now I’m a disgusting fat blob. I’ve had friends tell me I’ve put on weight and just now, a boy I used to work with who now lives opposite me, told me ‘I was confused because you look fat heheh’. Seriously do not remember feeling so low about myself oh...
I wish I wasn’t such an ugly fat bitch
one of my old managers at McDonald’s messaged me saying “I know this is random but did you have a boob job lol?” ew ew ewwww
Ahhhh Sunday was the best day ever. I came home from work and mum had cooked an authentic Chinese buffet for everyone, with really healthy food for me to eat too! There was a veggie stir fry and a lime and tuna stir fry thing too and it was so so lush. Then afterwards me and Ben were reciting all of the Lonely Island Club songs we could remember to her and dad. She seemed to approve, surprisingly,...
When someone is being horrible to someone else,
isadrennan: i always go back to childish descriptions. ‘Well they’re just poo’ because i don’t want to be to harsh on anyone. Even if i do think they’re behaving like bellends. The truth isn’t always what you want to hear. ‘poo’ ‘idiot’ ‘loser’ I do the same!
I dislike it when people who don’t know me/I don’t know speak to me like we’re BFFs. Calling me ‘Em’ Asking me inappropriate questions Using sexual innuendos Saying things like “I bet you..” as if they know me Not understanding that when I reply with ‘lol’ ‘haha’ that doesn’t mean I’m laughing it means I fuck...