There’s this little woman who always comes into work and she’s about 60/70 odd and she is the sweetest little thing - to all the white workers. She is the most racist woman, ever. If there’s any problem or anything she’ll call me over and say “it was fine until they came in. You know, the… dark ones.” and point at the most innocent black people who are sitting in silence while a bunch of about ten white kids continue effing and blinding at the top of their lungs. She was eating her hamburger and about 10 black girls walked through the door and she grabbed me and pointed in disgust that they’d walk in. The most confusing part about this is that her favourite person who works with us is my manager Crispin. He’s a 6 foot something, fat, bald black man. I don’t know if he’s just nice enough to be void of her racist brain but it makes me laugh, she flirts with him all the time. I think maybe she’s not racist, she’s just a bit mental….
It kind of makes me cringe when boys say “God, you’re so beautiful” because it just seems so forced and like they’re saying it because they’ve heard it’s a good thing to say. Actually, compliments in general make me cringe.
You are a sexy, funny male with a hot, tanned body who is a talented dancer. On a less shallow note though, anyone who is outspoken, funny, confident, loving, loveable and all of the nice things etc.etc.etc.
17. My most traumatic experience
Luckily enough, I’ve not had many. I remember one time, when I was a lot younger, I was camping with my family and me and my dad had a massive fight (as usual) and he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “Sometimes, I don’t think you love me anymore.” To this day, I still remember exactly what he looked like when he said that. I was so upset by it :(
18. A fact about your personality
Everything people think I am will be contradicted in a matter of seconds. I love things and then I hate them, I’m so full of contradiciont that it even confuses me.
25. My biggest pet peeves
Parents letting their children eat unhealthily, babies with their ears pierced, professional pieces of writing with grammatical errors, when people say ‘PIN number’ and people who smoke and swear in front of little kids.
I've seen you speak about Findian a lot, who is he?!
No I am joking I’m totally mature about it. He’s just a fit Indian who lives in the house opposite me, more specifically my bedroom. I don’t think it’s unhealthy to occasionally catch him standing outside his house when he’s speaking loudly, or cleaning his car when no one else is around ;)
Findian’s standing outside his house with loads of other Indian’s but they’re not really fit so they’re just Indian’s. I’m tempted to go out and post a letter in the letter box DIRECTLY where they are standing.
IMAGINE IF I DID AND WE SPOKE AND ENDED UP SPOONING TONIGHT
I think I need glasses, it’s probably why I’ve been getting migraines. When I’m trying to look at something I’m always straining my eyes and if I’m not focusing on anything in particular it’s like my eyes just relax and go a bit blury. :(
do you drink? if so, how much? do you smoke? if so, how much? do you do drugs? if so, how often? and what have you done?
I really rarely drink, I pretty much just say ‘no’ when people ask me this, however I did get really drunk last Thursday. I try and avoid alcohol now though which is why I drive a lot :) I’m a social smoker, I probably smoke about 3-6 a week. Some weeks I’ll smoke none and some weeks I’ll smoke a lot more. Depends how I’m feeling really. I don’t do drugs. I’ve done weed, it was nearly 3 years ago I think
There’s so many at the moment. The constant overall life long favourite is Friends, obviously. I have it one when I’m in my room, kind of as background noise at the moment because I only need to hear it to be able to see what is happening in my memory ha. Things I love/loved enough to record or watch OD are Come Dine With Me, Made In Chelsea, Geordie Shore, Dirty Sexy Things, Chick Fix, Big Brother, Dinner Date and Supersize VS Superskinny and anything about pregnancy and heart warming documentaries. There’s probably tons more but most most of the time I just like shitty ‘real life’ things to watch.
12. Biggest turn ons: I’m never sure if this means what attracts you to the opposite sex or something someone can do to turn you on. But… Lingering eye contact, leaning in really slowly for a kiss, big muscly arms, heavy breathing and lots of ‘accidental’ physical contact.
13. Biggest turn offs Drunk guys, sloppy kissing, bad hygene, yellow teeth, dry lips and overbearing talkers.
34. What I find attractive in boys Ambition, good hair, muscly arms, big square hands, stubble, dark hair, tall, good sense of humor, confidence, class, intelligence, charisma and a good varied vocabulary.
I got to work at 3 and was sent home at 3.30. My migraine had got so bad that I was nearly sick out the back so Lukas told me to just go home. It was very quiet so I don’t think I was a vital part of the group anyway. I’m going to the doctors tomorrow because I’ve had about 3 or 4 migraines in the last two weeks and my stomach is still swollen and my chest is even tighter than yesterday. I feel so illllllllllllllllllllllll :(
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.
BARE people are complaining about other people being more ‘effected’ by Amy Winehouse than the killings in Norway and it’s fucking me off. Both are awful and I will be the first to admit the Norway thing is probably a more devastating thing to hear about but celebrities that have been in the public eye for a long time like Amy are obviously going to effect people in a different kind of way. It doesn’t mean her death is worse it just means it’s easier to feel empathetic towards her.
2. Talk about your piercings or tattoos if you have any
I have 2 piercings on each ear but I only ever wear earrings in the first hole, and I don’t even wear them that often. They’re the only piercings I have, I’ve never really wanted to get more apart from a really little part of me that wants my nipple pierced - my brother getting it done put me off a little.
I don’t have any tattoos as of yet but I know of 2 that I want to get.
My last two posts have been about my bowels so I thought I’d make my blog a little more sophisticated. Basically, it was such a good day. Arrived at Ascot at 11 with a champagne reception and 4 course meal. I only ate 1 course, obviously, but it was still peng. It was a free bar and all of the staff were literally pouring the drinks down our throats, I thought they’d be really stingy! Mum got absolutely sloshedddddddddd, embarrassed me to fuck and this kind of fit guy insisted on chatting me up by spending the day with me and my mum and hitting on me in front of her… She egg’d him on to the max which was a cringe but we swapped DIGITZ init so it can’t have been that bad. He was 25 and one of the organisers of the trip which was for teachers like my madre so he said he was being naughty (oops) but it didn’t stop him and he wants to take me for dinner.. However we’ll see how he feels when he’s sober. Just before I heard about Amy Winehouse (nearly cried) one of the racehorses broke it’s leg mid-race and you could see the bottom part of it just flopping around. About 10 men ran onto the field, caught it and covered it in these divider things and a lot of people said they killed it there on the field. It was too horrible to watch so I came in and then heard about Amy Winehouse and suddenly my £2.40 win didn’t seem to exciting. Right before we left there was 5 fit men running around the track naked which was nice. I also think I saw Frederick from Made in Chelsea on my way home.