Is it weird that I fancy someone I’ve only ever seen dressed up as Osama Bin Laden with more make up on his face than me?
A little old lady was stuck in the toilet at work today and I had to help her out. I think she was a bit senile because she told me she was deaf even though she could hear me and blind even though she could see what I was doing. She had a bit of an asthma/panic attack too and I had to get the pump ready and press the button for her. She was holding my hand so tight, she looked so scared. I took her downstairs and she gave me a kiss, she was the cutest little lady ever. Such a sweetheart!
this is why you’re an artist. I wouldn’t have even thought of that! xxxx
Do you need to make a credit account and have an IOU thing or do you just put in your card details like normal online shopping?
- Me: Isn't it funny how there's only 26 letters but millions and zillions of words...
- Mum: .. yes
- Me: ...and don't you ever wonder how many times a day the average person uses the letter 'a'?
- Mum: ... no
- Me: Also, who decided 'th' made that sound. Could 'mh' make the same sound?
- Mum: ... possibly.
- Me: What's the longest word without a vowel?
- Mum: I don't know but there's only four words in the English dictionary that start with 'dw'. Dwell, dweeb, dwarf and dwindle.
- Me: Dwindle?! What the fuck does that mean? You can't just make up words
- Mum: ..............................................................................................
Really? I want to be shorter though… I’m only 5”6.
Last night was really lovely but also really strange. I went out with Sam, Amy and Luke from work and then they came back here and we all fell asleep! Not too keen on Luke at the moment because he fucked me off a bit last night. Other than that things were nice. I’m sooo tired now though but I can’t sleep. It’s going to be another day living off caffeine for me I think :(
Mark’s my closest boy mate! Just friends and friends only :)