January 2011
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Ooo I totally forgot to say!
Today when I came out of college, a few of my friends were standing by the entrance just watching the road. I turned to look at what they were staring at, and there were about 6 boys fighting in the road. Then I realised there was one man, being attacked by a (maybe 15 year old) boy, and loads of other boys trying to stop it. Apparently the man was a taxi driver, and the boy refused to pay him and...
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buzybuzz-deactivated20110904 asked: Had to change my answer cos u said no one!! haha, joke ruiner -_____- jokes :P
buzybuzz-deactivated20110904 asked: everyone i looked at...... ;)
buzybuzz-deactivated20110904 asked: I'm bored aha, but guess who I saw the other day??
buzybuzz-deactivated20110904 asked: nothing.
I have a receding hair line and it makes me sad.
buzybuzz-deactivated20110904 asked: omg guess what?!?!
britie-deactivated20110617 asked: My, my, you are so beautiful. I am very jealous of how you do your eye makeup. It's simply stunning! xx
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going to Tesco cause my mum didn’t buy me quorn mince, and I really really want to have spaghetti bolognese tonight, without putting on anymore weight. I can’t decide weather to walk to the little Tesco or drive to the Morrisons that will definitely have it!
When girls wear heels to a concert.
caliwhite:
br0ashleyshere:
When girls judge you for wearing heels to a concert.
You must be newer.
And about 12.
I’m not really a gig/concert sort of person but I always assumed it was about the music not what other people wore. I hate stuck up egotistical idiots who make posts like this. People wear what they wear… If you genuinely get annoyed with girls’ clothing...
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“So for all of the smiles and all of the miles the engine’s done,
The further I...”
– Jamie T (via caughtinaspiderweb)
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A couple of weeks ago
There were these two ladies at work with a little baby. They were probably quite young, early to mid twenties, and they were really lovely and beautiful. The baby with them was sitting in the pram, and it was a Juicy Couture pram. I had no idea you could buy prams like that. Although I love Juicy, it’s such an expensive waste of money on a little bubba! The baby had Uggs on too…
I...
justlookwhatyouhavebecome-deact asked: :) Miss you! xxxxx
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: God my spelling is terrible tonight.
And I guess so.
Nice way to butter me up there!
And I guess so.
Nice way to butter me up there!
justlookwhatyouhavebecome-deact asked: N'awwh haha I was only kidding babe! I was gonna text you today but my phone died and I didn't have a charger at my dad's! I love you longer time! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: Everyone else is fit and I'm "funy and nice"
Typical
haha
Typical
haha
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My best friend works in Morrisons...
He just said this to me :
“kitchen rolls are cool too, they are down the same isle. The kitchen rolls are like the men and the toilet rolls are the women.
Some toilet roll smells lovelylike andrex aloe vere and shea butterif they did perfume in that shit” HAHAHHA
What's green and says 'hey, I'm a frog?'
A talking frog
Anonymous asked: Top 5 fave lads on tumblr you follow and why do you like them?
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: I think, when I come visit, you're gonig to have to prove your skills to see if you're right for the job ;)
when i was younger
barbecuefoodisgood:
instantfuck:
i wanted a to be either a stripper or a playboy bunny.
I still do.
I wanted to be a stripper or a pole dancer
jamiewall asked: It's a good idea. May start a business. Not a male escort business... just... a helpful business to make people feel unlonely. ;D How you been? xxx
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jamiewall asked: I know what you mean tbh. Go out and find yourself some kinda male booty call that comes to keep your company when you click your fingers? ;) haha. xxx
jamiewall asked: I think that everyone feels like that sometimes, even if they are in a relationship! hope you're okay chuck! xxx
A dirty story I heard
onlywayhome:
A guy and his girlfriend were fooling around with anal balls (not beads, balls, they weren’t attached) and the guy put 4 in his girls arse, and then when she was pushing them out, 5 came out. One was a blood clot.
I heard they were skittles and he sucked out a cluster of warts
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craving some attention
I want to be taken out on a really good date. Or go to a gorgeous boys house and cuddle with him. I want a massage, and I want somebody who will play with my hair. I want to hold someone’s hand and stroke his arms. I want to just watch a film and drink diet coke with someone.
I want it all. All the perks of not being single.
Also Navi is amazing a bit too
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The amazing women list consists of-
- Christina Aguilera
- Jennifer Aniston
- Kate Winslet
- Pixie Lott
- Marilyn Monroe
- Dita Von Teese
- Scarlett Johansson
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Oh myyy
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3378445/SEX-beast-who-attacked-brothers-in-a-McDonalds-is-jailed.html
Two little boys got sexually abused in a McDonald’s ten minutes away from me. It’s owned by the same man who owns the one I work in. It’s just so awful
I'd love to learn how to Burlesque dance
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'I'm not confident about my boobs at all, I hate...
How do these women lack confidence if they are more than willing to show their boobs on the telly? :|
