My palms have been so itchy the last few days!! It would appear that I am going to have a very wealthy Christmas…….
I think it’s meaningless when people say that everybody is beautiful and everybody should be happy. I think instead, people should say that to at least one person you are beautiful and they want to help make you happy.
I’m worrying I might never get married or give my parents Grandchildren so because that’ll be saving them money I think I will ask for a classic Beetle for my 21st.
Ah shucks, I would have really liked to have a boyfriend this Christmas. Maybe next year…………………….
I want his heart but he just wants my noony… how do I change that?!
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced